If Dave's high on anything it happens to be the sweet knowledge he won his fight, hands down, and that he looked fabulous while doing so. Welcome to Dave Strider's twisted mind. ♐ 19 ♐. Single and ready to never mingle. Anti-sincerity. Pro-irony. Unicorngate Supporter.
It takes him a second to realise teach over here is saying he got into a fight to make love, not blackeyes. And he wound up in here? Shit, thanks England-Obama.
And shit--
"--Oh. Shit. You're that dude who was nearby when someone said they played my mom like a video game controller." An offence. A grave offence that warranted Dave smacking the idiot's head in hopes it'll help get dislodged from his ass and see the light of Dave and learn the first commandment of Thou Shall Not Talk Shit If They Cannot Take a Hit. "Proper 'sup man. Didn't think I'll see your shoes here since they're the goody two brand."
oh my gosh i saw that conversation with skull. no pressure but /excited vibrating
It takes him a second to realise teach over here is saying he got into a fight to make love, not blackeyes. And he wound up in here? Shit, thanks England-Obama.
And shit--
"--Oh. Shit. You're that dude who was nearby when someone said they played my mom like a video game controller." An offence. A grave offence that warranted Dave smacking the idiot's head in hopes it'll help get dislodged from his ass and see the light of Dave and learn the first commandment of Thou Shall Not Talk Shit If They Cannot Take a Hit. "Proper 'sup man. Didn't think I'll see your shoes here since they're the goody two brand."