"If you think I'm unprofessional, you should see my colleagues," Waver says, dry as desert air. "Not just in their office, but in some of their methods. Good lord, the phrase overly-honest methods is polite." Before it teeters into complaints, Waver is quick to right the conversation boat. "But thankfully for everyone here, and your delightfully scathing judgement which isn't entirely inappropriate I must say, I teach chemistry rather than anything in the humanities."