Race: Meta-human, stupidly hardcore Fae bloodline Age: 28 Voted In High School As: Most likely to be mistaken for a werewolf
Background:
Oh Look At That Dumb American Over There Hitting Their Head On The Doorframe Hahaha What A Jackass
May or may not have spent his life in america murdering hypthetical witches all across the east coast under contract with a christian psycho cult
HAHA THAT'S A JOKE HAHAHA
He just works as a totally normal person for a publication firm. Totally.
(No he actually transferred to work as a Hunter/Consultant for Hillingdon welp)
Frequently seen lazing about coffee shops and bookstores.
writes murder mystery novels for funsies. WHAT A LOSER
Personality: RUDE. RUDE AS HELL. So very very very rude. But he's one of those "huge tactless assholes with a heart of squish" archetypes, so we all know how that goes. TLDR particularly of the type that also takes "let's kill it" as a valid problem solving method. He'll get over that through CR. Or get worse. WHO KNOWS!!!
With people he's close to, he tends to try to pull his rude punches. And fails at it. Also more likely to joke around or assist with menial tasks that have absolutely NO PAYOFF, even if he doesn't really understand it cause he's dumb with human values and human morals and human anything else ever. He's also surprisingly patient in regards to everyone else's problems, so A+ School Counselor future on the horizon.
Looking For:
HILLINGDON MATES. Pile of radicals yes good.
Or any Hunters ever so they can all be confused how someone this lazy turns into a war machine
LET'S KILL ABOMINATIONS TOGETHER GUYS /o/
Obnoxious teenagers to whine about their life problems since he's a magnet for that kind of abuse.
Traveling sunshine brigade to force cynics to be less cynical. Bonus points if they're legit humans to attempt teaching the almost-fae how to not be a Dumb.
Non-humans that aren't bugfuck insane because he's kind of a racist and needs to stop that. Bonus points for witches.
EVERYONE EVER BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL AND WANT TO HOLD YOU TO MY BOSOM
Willard H. Wright / Seacats
Age: 28
Voted In High School As: Most likely to be mistaken for a werewolf
Background:
Personality: RUDE. RUDE AS HELL. So very very very rude. But he's one of those "huge tactless assholes with a heart of squish" archetypes, so we all know how that goes. TLDR particularly of the type that also takes "let's kill it" as a valid problem solving method. He'll get over that through CR. Or get worse. WHO KNOWS!!!
With people he's close to, he tends to try to pull his rude punches. And fails at it. Also more likely to joke around or assist with menial tasks that have absolutely NO PAYOFF, even if he doesn't really understand it cause he's dumb with human values and human morals and human anything else ever. He's also surprisingly patient in regards to everyone else's problems, so A+ School Counselor future on the horizon.
Looking For:
no really everyone get over here let me love you