[He tried. He really did. She'll give him that, but she'll have to tease him for the rest. Otherwise...well. How would he learn. Who knows.]

You're right, it does stink. But...no, I don't usually think about that in the spice aisle. Not the bubbles either. I already learned that awhile ago.

[How, she just wont say. She's already moving on.]

I don't know if you can roast a marshmallow with a tealight though. Did you want to see?