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gina linetti ([personal profile] kupcakes) wrote in [community profile] thetube 2016-04-29 05:42 pm (UTC)

gina linetti | brooklyn 99 | your new fav metahuman

2. CHOOSE YOUR LEADERS

Hello, good sir or madam.

[that's you. gina means you. shes holding out a button in your vague general direction, her voice only marginally above an outright deadpan.]

I get a feeling that you're on your way to vote, exercising your democratic right as a fair not quite citizen of this not quite country.

[the button is for joe the bear. it's a picture of a bear.]

Vote Joe the Bear, for a better future, or whatever. Or don't, I guess, but it's your loss.

4. FIRE FESTIVAL.

[welcome to the interpretive dance section of the fire festival. how gina, a metahuman, managed to convince a bunch of witches to give her an area to do an interpretive dance is really beyond anyone's guess, but she has it anyway. the dance she does is spirited, either about fertility or playing ball in the park on a sunday, or...well, whatever. just pretend like you know what it's about.

afterwards, you can catch her trying to give out flower crowns and getting wasted. go ahead and congratulate her on the great performance! you know you want to!]


8. CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

[do the thing]

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