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Charlotte Greene ([personal profile] instagramfamous) wrote in [community profile] thetube 2016-12-27 05:42 am (UTC)

Charlie Greene | OC | Seelie Fae

New Year's Fireworks

Charlotte Greene, better known as @charlieg on Instagram, has a lot to celebrate this year. Having appeared suddenly in 2015 as a YouTube makeup maven, her Instagram account now rivals the Kardashians for likes and her new eyeshadow palette sold out within twelve minutes of release. It's now going for upwards of £120 on eBay and was one of the top Christmas presents for 2016, according to Vogue UK.

Suck on that Kylie.

She stretches out in her expensively-furnished and impeccably decorated flat, having just finished a holiday Facebook Live video starring her French bulldog, Louise (whose own Instagram account has over three million followers), and decides to hit the town, selfie stick and all.

After all, feeding off the love and adulation of humans is kind of her thing.

Charlie's been playing the goddess game for a few centuries now. She picked it up from a family friend who'd taken on the role of various goddesses of beauty, love, and fertility over the last ten thousand years or so. Charlie's fairly young--only a couple of millennia old--but she'd grown up hearing those stories. And she'd loved them.

It had been a good couple of centuries, but then monotheism came to Northern Europe with a vengeance and she'd had to rethink her strategy a bit, constantly reinventing herself. Her newest incarnation has her feeling just fine. Thousands of likes, millions of followers--it's almost like the old days again. All she'd needed to do was buy an iPhone and learn how to contour.

She's waiting in the cold with all the rest (though perhaps a little more stylishly dressed) for the clock to strike midnight and the fireworks to start. What an amazing selfie that's going to be.

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