You talk as if you know anything about smell. Your nose is very nice to look at, well places, fits your face, but if you want to argue that you have a sense of smell, you may as well close your eyes and brag about how much you see.

[Vulpine superiority where the sense of smell is concerned, clearly.]

So let me tell you that, no, whatever you smell is not me. More disturbingly, even I can't smell me on you and that does perturb me. We can change that.