Bruh. You gotta chill. Acting like you're about to enter the thunder dome with only your fucks in the wind on your side is gonna endear your to Paul Blart over there.
[ he tips his imaginary hat at the guy watching over them giving them a stink eye from his magazine. m'security.
dave is so fucking chill right now having his time in the big grey house you don't even known. i mean. he's gotta be since his ass has been on the bench for most of the evening. he's only been in two fights, officer, he swears its just his one phone call is looking to be a bust since they're taking their sweet time getting here like someone's mom on a busted scooter.
you know what they say: if you can't beat them, you get your ass tossed to the time out corner for not finishing the fight.
it's a liberal interpretation of the quote. he's free to do that as a hard working citizen/lazy bum of a hunter of the great islands of britian. god bless the queen and whoever else is making him pay his bills or else. ]
Look at it this way, man: It could be worse.
You could have actually had a chance to win the fight. It would have sucked dicks if you did. It'll be like growing a dick tree, loving that dick tree, harvesting the dick tree, and sucking all the dicks you got on your hands. That's a way to look at it.
[ from a scale of one to ten, how much does karkat hate his life right now. ]
hello my senses were tingling
Bruh. You gotta chill. Acting like you're about to enter the thunder dome with only your fucks in the wind on your side is gonna endear your to Paul Blart over there.
[ he tips his imaginary hat at the guy watching over them giving them a stink eye from his magazine. m'security.
dave is so fucking chill right now having his time in the big grey house you don't even known. i mean. he's gotta be since his ass has been on the bench for most of the evening. he's only been in two fights, officer, he swears its just his one phone call is looking to be a bust since they're taking their sweet time getting here like someone's mom on a busted scooter.
you know what they say: if you can't beat them, you get your ass tossed to the time out corner for not finishing the fight.
it's a liberal interpretation of the quote. he's free to do that as a hard working citizen/lazy bum of a hunter of the great islands of britian. god bless the queen and whoever else is making him pay his bills or else. ]
Look at it this way, man: It could be worse.
You could have actually had a chance to win the fight. It would have sucked dicks if you did. It'll be like growing a dick tree, loving that dick tree, harvesting the dick tree, and sucking all the dicks you got on your hands. That's a way to look at it.
[ from a scale of one to ten, how much does karkat hate his life right now. ]