falsify: (I was with your girlfriend last night)
Eames. ([personal profile] falsify) wrote in [community profile] thetube 2017-04-09 02:42 pm (UTC)

Eames

1; I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fucking lasagna in the oven.

2; I slept with him to see his dog one last time

3; On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7

4; Nope, we're at A&E. Tierny lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.

5; [or just send him your own dumb drunk text]

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