Texts From Last Coven Meeting

[freelife]

I Think We All Know What To Do
 

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Evie Frye

[freelife]

a In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.

b I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.

c immediately after sex she started talking to me about nerdy stuff she meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten

d text her

c

[falsify]

Both of you are disgusting.

[freelife]

Don't be jealous, Eames

a

[ghoulaid]

Ok but now he won't stop being a whiny pissbaby and i have 0 time for that

[freelife]

and I'm terribly sorry, the whole thing is mortifying

a

[outstandingbalance]

Hon, you don't have to defend yourself to me.

You might need to explain that though.

[freelife]

Someone thought it'd be a good idea to attempt to sneak up on me. And I threw them over the fence.

Nancy

[stauncherhearted]

a Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.

b you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex fae with magic WTF

c My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.

d text her

b

[falsify]

In my defence, I was largely warning you against it.

[stauncherhearted]

you know I'm the last person who would ever ever ever.

a

[knowntohisfriends]

And ur wht? surprised?

[stauncherhearted]

Y E S!!!!

Eames

[falsify]

1; I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fucking lasagna in the oven.

2; I slept with him to see his dog one last time

3; On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7

4; Nope, we're at A&E. Tierny lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.

5; [or just send him your own dumb drunk text]

3

[freelife]

This sounds like my sort of party

[falsify]

Knew you'd be in

1

[stauncherhearted]

it's about 45 minutes to cook lasagna isn't it? Can't you rub one out in that amount of time?

[falsify]

I'm sensing a distinct lack of sympathy for my plight

2

[ghoulaid]

holy fucking misfire?

1- Are you really that in to dogs???
2- If yes, u may have a problem
3- Who was it tho?

1

[outstandingbalance]

That gives you, what, 40 min? I'm sure you can figure something out.

[ghoulaid]

1. it's a drink the shower water kind of morning

2. Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can

3. Dont put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.

4. I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks

5. If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?

( or send one! )

4.

[industria]

Well, that's another type of love.

[ghoulaid]

Its the only kind of love worth feeling tbh. Cheese sticks will never do u wrong

5

[freelife]

Extremely. I would even support them in punching you for it.

[ghoulaid]

Seriously? :(

3

[knowntohisfriends]

u think i am?!