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I Think We All Know What To Do

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a In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.

b I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.

c immediately after sex she started talking to me about nerdy stuff she meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten

d text her

Edited 2017-04-09 04:05 (UTC)

Both of you are disgusting.

Don't be jealous, Eames

I'm really not.

not jealous of two beautiful women together?

Let me a bit happy about my first relationship in a long time.

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for the two of you.

You're just also disgusting.

apparently that's supposed to be a complement?

A little of column A, a little of column "I can't wait until you two are done being openly cute"

I wouldn't say *openly* cute

Ok but now he won't stop being a whiny pissbaby and i have 0 time for that

and I'm terribly sorry, the whole thing is mortifying

lol you make it sound like you never accidentally threw somebody over a fence before

Hon, you don't have to defend yourself to me.

You might need to explain that though.

Someone thought it'd be a good idea to attempt to sneak up on me. And I threw them over the fence.

Sounds like their fault to me.

Exactly- I told him he'd heal and to be glad I didn't leave him on top of the fence.

It was wooden.

He wasn't convinced?

How did you know?

I must know you pretty well.

by now I hope so

I'd hate to take away your air of mystery, though.

Thank you- do you know how hard I worked to cultivate it?

You make it seem effortless

that's what happens when you have over one hundred years to cultivate it

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