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Dame Evie Frye ([personal profile] freelife) wrote in [community profile] thetube2017-04-08 10:08 pm
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Evie Frye

[personal profile] freelife 2017-04-09 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
a In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.

b I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.

c immediately after sex she started talking to me about nerdy stuff she meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten

d text her

Edited 2017-04-09 04:05 (UTC)
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Nancy

[personal profile] stauncherhearted 2017-04-09 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
a Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.

b you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex fae with magic WTF

c My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.

d text her
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Eames

[personal profile] falsify 2017-04-09 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
1; I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fucking lasagna in the oven.

2; I slept with him to see his dog one last time

3; On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7

4; Nope, we're at A&E. Tierny lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.

5; [or just send him your own dumb drunk text]
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[personal profile] ghoulaid 2017-04-09 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
1. it's a drink the shower water kind of morning

2. Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can

3. Dont put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.

4. I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks

5. If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?

( or send one! )
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