Texts From Last Coven Meeting

[freelife]

I Think We All Know What To Do
 

Comments

[ghoulaid]

1. it's a drink the shower water kind of morning

2. Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can

3. Dont put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.

4. I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks

5. If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?

( or send one! )

4.

[industria]

Well, that's another type of love.

[ghoulaid]

Its the only kind of love worth feeling tbh. Cheese sticks will never do u wrong

[industria]

Are you all about:

a) fried mozzarella sticks
b) string cheese
c) cheese straws
d) all of the above?

[ghoulaid]

Wait no. No. There are cheese STRAWS? and I dont have them?

[industria]

[ghoulaid]

Looks like playdoh straws tbh.. i don't trust it. You're bullshittin me

[industria]

You're seriously doubting my totally legit cheese recommendation?

[ghoulaid]

well it ain't like I've seen any official Cheese Professional documentation so.....

[industria]

Take my word for it and just buy a box, would you?

You can thank me later.

5

[freelife]

Extremely. I would even support them in punching you for it.

[ghoulaid]

Seriously? :(

[freelife]

it's uncouth!

[ghoulaid]

I'm guessing that's another way of saying its rude or whatev but I have to KNOW :( its important!!!

[freelife]

it's like asking a soldier if he killed anyone.

those sorts of things weigh heavily on you.

3

[knowntohisfriends]

u think i am?!

[ghoulaid]

Listen this is all a part of growing up. You gotta make your own wrong decisions sometimes u know?

[knowntohisfriends]

i make plnty of them!!